No Politics on the Tour Bus

I have mentioned before that September and October are the busy season for cruise ships and, thus, for the tour guides who take their passengers around Boston. I have given 36 bus tours so far this year, with more to come before November shuts it all down.

Norwegian Joy, Cruise Ship, Flynn Cruiseport, Black Falcon Terminal, Seaport

Norwegian Joy

These tours include people from all over the United States along with other countries. As I talk to my tour guests, answer their questions, tell them jokes, and show them how beautiful Boston is, I have noticed something interesting.

Everyone is really nice.

No Politics Here

The political divisions so apparent in the news media don’t intrude here. Granted, these folks are on vacation. They want to have a good time, not fight with one another (or with me), or hear any commentary on politics.

Still, it strikes me how, in the absence of politics, Americans can get along with one another. What a concept!

Before the Poison

Massachusetts State House, Charles Bulfinch, politics, dome, Beacon Hill

Massachusetts State House

This is how things used to be before Lee Atwater, Newt Gingrich, Karl Rove, and Rupert Murdoch poisoned America’s political scenes. Sure, we had different positions, priorities, and goals, but the “we’re all in this together” attitude that came out of World War II prevailed.

Only twice in the last few months have I heard a snide comment from one of my tour guests.

  • Driving by the Massachusetts State House I mention that the front door was used by the departing governor on the last day of his tenure in office. A man in the back of the bus said something sarcastic and his wife snickered. I’m not even really sure what he said. No one else picked up on the comment, however, and I certainly did not respond.
  • Fan Pier Courthouse, Federal Courthouse, Boston MA, Moakley Courthouse, street names

    Moakley Federal Courthouse

    The second time came when I mentioned that the Moakley Federal Courthouse had “hosted” several high-profile defendants and listed Dzhokhar Tsarnaev among them.

I said that the surviving Marathon Bomber had been sentenced to death but was still in prison. I heard a man mutter that here in liberal Massachusetts we would probably not enforce that sentence.
The man did not say it to me directly so I chose to ignore him. But I wanted to say that he was wrong. If Dzhokhar Tsarnaev were to walk out of that courthouse door, the people of Boston would be waiting for him and he would probably not make it as far as the Fort Point Channel.

That’s it. Everyone else goes along for the ride and confines their comments to what they are seeing.

A Behavioral Mystery

How can we be this pleasant to one another in person while being so angry, confrontational, and divided in other parts of our lives? It’s a mystery.

Custom House Tower, Boston, State Street, Marriott, Bonvoy, clock

Custom House Tower

As a tour guide, I get paid to tell visitors about Boston, to educate and inform them, to entertain and amuse them, to answer their questions and fulfill their requests, if possible. Also, a good part of my income derives from tips and angry people don’t tip well—or at all. Besides, most people forget what they have heard 10 minutes after hearing it.

Knowing that, I combine history, names, dates, information, stories, and locations in a mix that will capture their attention and keep them listening. If I can get my tour guests to remember that Boston was settled by the Puritans in 1630, it’s a triumph. (I have a trick for doing it.)

The Greater Triumph

The greater triumph, however, comes from knowing that Americans can still get along with one another. That at heart, most people are good and generous. And that they leave their politics on the pier when they board one of the cruise ships that come to Boston. It renews my faith in one another and in our future. And that’s a good thing.

Voyager of the Seas, cruise ships, Seaport, Black Falcon Terminal, Flynn Cruiseport

Voyager of the Seas

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About Aline Kaplan

Aline Kaplan is a published author, a blogger, and a tour guide in Boston. She formerly had a career as a high-tech marketing and communications director. Aline writes and edits The Next Phase Blog, a social commentary blog that appears multiple times a week at aknextphase.com. She has published over 1,000 posts on a variety of subjects, from Boston history to science fiction movies, astronomical events to art museums. Under the name Aline Boucher Kaplan, she has had two science fiction novels (Khyren and World Spirits) published by Baen Books. Her short stories have appeared in anthologies published in the United States, Ireland, and Australia. Aline’s articles have also appeared on the Atlas Obscura website. She has been an active member of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America since 1988 and is a long-term member of the Spacecrafts science/fantasy writers’ group. As a tour guide, Aline leads architectural and historical walking tours of the city for Boston By Foot, ghost tours for Haunted Boston and historical bus tours of the city. She lectures on Boston history and has appeared in the Boston Globe, as well as on TV for Chronicle, an award-winning television program that broadcasts stories of New England. As a lecturer, Aline has spoken at Brandeis and Tufts universities for the Osher Lifelong Learning Institute. She has also addressed as service organizations and local meetings. She is a graduate of Northeastern University in Boston and lives in Hudson, MA.

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