Getting Men to Dress Up

This morning while stretching out I saw a story on the Today Show about how the editors of ELLE and Esquire magazines have collaborated on another approach to “decoding the sexes.” This dialog all started years ago, of course, with Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus by John Gray but we don’t seem to have made much progress. Maybe each side read what they wanted to see in that book. Perhaps more Venusians read the book than Martians did.

Manspeak vs Taking Them at Their Word

The Today Show, David Granger, Roberta Myers, ELLE Magazine, Esquire Magazine, decoding the sexes

Photo: The Today Show

Now Roberta Myers, editor in chief of ELLE, and David Granger, editor in chief of Esquire, have come together to try and solve the age-old puzzle of why it’s so difficult for men and women to understand what the other is saying.

The first and most important point Mr. Granger mentioned about “manspeak” is that men want women to “take us at our word.” Men mean what they say and they say it directly. Here’ are some examples in ELLE magazine’s explanation of what men say and what they really mean. So when a man says to a woman that she is pretty, that’s what he means. There’s no subtext, no hidden message, no innuendo. Fair enough.

A Man Who Has Game

One of the things this editorial dialog revealed about women, on the other hand, is that we care about what men look like. We like a man “who has game,” one who has it together and can dress up to look the part. As Ms. Myers says, “We notice how you dress. We notice how the shirt fits.” She recommends that men put in a little effort, wear things that fit—not what fit 10 years ago. She suggests they upgrade essential items like glasses. Getting men to dress up shouldn’t be so difficult.

I would go a bit further.

The Tropical Clothing Paradox

When on vacation in warm climates, my husband and I frequently note the divergent appearances of the young couples around us, many of them on their honeymoon. During the day, the woman are dressed appropriately for their planned activity, whether it’s hitting the beach, hiking, going scuba diving, or playing tennis. The men wear wrinkled cargo shorts, a tee shirt and sports sandals pretty much everywhere.

At night, however, we see the big difference as these couples head out to restaurants for dinner. These are not the models you see in resort brochures; they are real people.

Men and Women Dress Up

How the Women Look: The young women wear bright colorful dresses, dressy sandals and sparkly earrings. They look like adults who are prepared for a pleasant evening in a nice place. They have clearly thought about how they want to appear and put together an outfit that presents them in an adult way.

How the Men Look: The men wear wrinkled cargo shorts, a collarless tee shirt and sports sandals. They look no different from the way they looked in the morning—as if they’ve gotten advice on their evening attire from Outside magazine. In this context, they look like little boys who have never learned that grownups wear one thing things to the beach and something totally different to a nice restaurant. They simply don’t know how to dress up — or even that they should.

What Do the Women Get?

honeymoon, tee shirt

Evening wear

Now, given what @ELLEmagazine said about the language of men, here’s how it plays out. The men appreciate that the woman has made an extra effort “because we know that people will look at you, and then look at us and think we’re a lucky guy. And we like feeling like a lucky guy.” That’s nice and I’m sure the young women enjoy that admiration from their husbands.

But what do the women get? Do their husbands have game? Not that we have noticed in our ongoing exploration of this divide. Do the women get to feel proud of their men because the husbands made an extra effort to look adult and accomplished? Do they get to feel like lucky women for being with that guy? Not so much.

Don’t Be That Guy

I sometimes wonder what would happen if the young wives spoke to their husbands in the same direct way that men speak—and claim to understand.

  • “Honey, that doesn’t fit. It’s too small.”
  • “Please put on a golf shirt with a collar.”
  • “I think you’d look better in khaki Bermuda shorts and a tropical shirt.”
  • “How about replacing those Tevas with boat shoes?”

Would the men thank them for speaking directly and saying what they mean? Would they get the message because their wives said what they meant? Or would they respond with:

  • “I look just fine. Leave me alone.”
  • “What’s the matter with this shirt?”
  • “Don’t be that way.”
  • “Why are you bugging me about clothes?”
  • “Are you getting your period or something?”
  • “Why are you being so bitchy?”

Making the Extra Effort to Dress Up

Maybe yes, maybe no. I’m just saying that it wouldn’t hurt for men to make that extra effort sometimes. A man should  think about how he reflects on his wife’s good judgment in marrying him. It would be excellent for him to grasp that his appearance creates a perception about his level of maturity–and his status. Would it be so difficult for him to pay attention to his appearance and dress up a little?

If one of five answers above leaps to mind for my male readers, it might explain why women don’t speak directly and rely on innuendo instead to get the message across.

Am I wrong?


6 thoughts on “Getting Men to Dress Up

  1. Its foolish to dress exactly like a kid. However, it isn’t foolish to wear younger clothes if you take into account that you are no longer a male ‘kid’ and make changes that make sense. I never dress exactly like them because I don’t want to LOOK exactly like them

  2. spot on…you are not wrong. i wonder constantly when i see these man-boys out with well-dressed, adult-looking women. i also wonder why the women don’t simply tell them to go back to their closet and come out when they are ready to go out looking like an adult.

    and dads, what the heck are you teaching your boys about becoming men?? evidently that is a lost trait now.

  3. Men are afraid to attract attention to themselves. Goes back to being a kid. Mom orders you to dress nicely, and when no one’s looking, BAM! The bullies nail you.

    • I am sitting in the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas….girls in dresses that rival what show girls are wearing, accompanied by men in cargo shorts, flip flops and Whatever t-shirt was on the buy-one-get-one-free rack.

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